Yesterday, poor Woody committed a crime. According to sources he pushed Buzz out the window. In these parts, that's a crime. So local law enforcement, being the model citizen that he is, took it into his hands to punish Woody,....by hanging!
He was fairly pleased with his noose and choice of execution. But when it all came down to the nitty gritty....he couldn't bear to watch another second...
Until the fall....and then he was able to pull himself together and watch. Onlookers were shocked and appalled at the ferocity of the punishment. Luckily our beloved retired sheriff Woody survived.
The citizens pleaded and begged for the executioner not to try and hang Woody again. So it was decided, instead of another failed attempt at hanging, that he would just a stern talking to....
Watch yourself Woody...I'm not sure the citizens can save you again.....
1 comment:
ROFLOLOL, That is great! Beckham is such a corker! Poor Woody. Glad he survived. :)
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