Friday, April 1, 2011

Loser

So, I'm participating in a family biggest loser. Grad prize is $1000.00 for a shopping spree for clothes to wear on your new "hott" bod! Well...I'm losing. And not in the good way. I'm not losing to everyone. Just one. And I hate losing. Especially since I know the person I'm losing to reads my blog and will see how mad at myself I am for losing to her. Makes me so mad that I feel the blood about to squirt out of my eyes! No not really...I just wanted to be as dramatic as Glenn Beck:) 
So, I'm done. No more sitting around the house wishing the fat to fall off. I obviously can't count on just controlling what I eat at this point. Gotta move some limbs. And if you thinking in your head "I thought she was doing rugby",...well I was. But I quit. So I'm a quitter on top of a loser. Awesome. Turns out rugby is freaking hard. I keep telling myself that I did just have a baby 4 months ago and have been pregnant for like the past 2 years...so cut myself some slack. But it's starting to seem like a fluffed up lame-butt excuse! That and I was trying to get a job at walmart because they pay a lot here! I'm getting off topic. Point is....
I'm a loser
and
a quitter
I guess it's a good thing I haven't made any close friends here because I'm sure they would hate to the know the truth about me! But I try to pump rainbows and sunshine up my butt! So tonight I will walk to our church activity tonight! Take that you sorry excuse for a competitor! Wish me luck people!
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8 comments:

Katrina said...

Well do you feel better after that rant...:) have a good night at the RS meeting and enjoy and don't get lost in the walk there in the deep snow of AK...lol love you Meg

Jenn said...

Rainbows and sunshine :) Man you really make me giggle sometimes :)

Undaunted ~ My Life One Day at a Time said...

Meggs, you are at my goal weight right now. So even though you are losing to me, you are most assuredly not a loooseer. Buck up, get your butt on the treadmill, and know that I will still beat you. ;) LOL Love you bunches girly.

Nana S. said...

Good luck to each of you. You all give us chuckles, and we really enjoy it. Go people, GO.

Katrina said...

Love the new look Meg... very nice.

Jenn said...

You are going to win! It's not too late! And, find a recipe for some super awesome cupcakes, and send them to your sister in law! It's not cheating. You can do it! If you can't go to a gym, work out in the house with your babies. Every little bit counts. Encourage your kids to see who can do the most jumping jacks between you and them, or jump rope or crawl around and hide behind furniture and jump (and I mean jump) out at them. I don't know how long your competition is, but it's not your whole life, it's just x amount of time. Make that your mantra. I can do this for x amount of days.

Lildonbro said...

Good luck! You can do it!

Nikki @ Raising Marshmallows said...

You've been pregnant for the past two years! Give yourself a break...Wal-mart will take you the way you are.