"Mr. Hippo, we need to talk. You see, I haven't been around babies that much and I'm not exactly sure what to think about you holding onto,...umm..you know. My boobs".
"oh. Is that what those are"?
"well, how about I grab this instead"?
"is that better? why are you moving so much Aunt Sibil"?
"well you are ripping my gums apart and it HURTS"!
"ow! you got my eye! It burns"!
"I'm sorry Auntie. Don't look like that"!
"She's ok Mom, you cut my nails so it couldn't have hurt as much as she said it did".